I wondered, one evening, after a bathhouse with a broom, to understand why psychologists need -. Why ask? . Well, it was too much of their produce, and use them to see no. He began to argue with, what the psychologist Americans.
Act first. America. The conversation of two standard American.
Conversation between two Americans.
- You were a psychologist? .
- Of course - meets second. - Every evening, Wednesday and Friday. And have you been?.
-No.
- Loshara - laughs a second - you do not have even a psychologist.
Conclusion: The presence of a psychologist is equivalent to having a home, car, wife, children, lover, lover and dog. Without all this, you're a loser ))).
Yes, we have not instilled in the people that psychologists many complexes in even more people. And all should be treated. And people need to give bablosy for treatment by a psychologist. Nafig bread, give an hour on the couch with a psychologist. ))) This is the meaning of psychologists do not understand. Americans are living without them can not. Every other walks of life as the norm. While on the other hand new jobs and taxes in the state treasury.
Act II. Now dive into the Depth of Russia. We pose the question differently. Why in Russia go to psychologists.
Conversation between two Graduates PsihFakov.
- Do you have a psychologist? .
- No, I have nafig. - Meets the second.
- That's right, on the booze is not enough money - confirms the first. - And then there's a chair in the parasite feed.
- I agree - nods to the second. - And you kind of education?.
- Psychologist I - sadly meets the first, rolling her eyes dreamily about the American life, where they all go to a psychologist, and you can live comfortably while sitting in a warm brown leather office chair.
- And I am a psychologist - sums up the second. - Come on, let's drink to something unfulfilled American dream in the outback of Far North. ( Assume the action takes place in Surgut ).
- No, let's teach the Chukchi life and the desire to have a graft of his personal psychologist.
- It you want? - Wondering second.
We shall charge a fee deer meat and milk - explained first.
-I?.
-I drive on the decaying West. it is fashionable to eat all organic products and to pay for that huge amounts of money.
So there was the first north- Siberian Company mid 90s.
Conclusion: The Western psychologists can only be a psychologist. Russian psychologists, business people can be even.
Now we reduce the failed Russian psychologist and quite successful American. It seems that it is not possible. But suddenly the Russian businessman wants to live a civilized manner and not in Russia. It happens.
The result. Psychologists Chukchi got rich and moved to live in America. Reindeer sold well. So what about their financial well-being could not worry. But that's sad, former Russian psychologist and went to the U.S. to receive.
The act of third. The Cabinet of the American Psychologist. Russian from the bottom, on the couch. The American side, on chair.
Presented?.
I continue.
As usual,. Chin plane. An hour listening hears another hour. Week listening to all the other. A Russian all sick.
- You know, Bill, why do not you speak and you can not say anything - Russian Says.
- No, Mr. Ivanov, - for the first few weeks to respond psychologist.
-A because, damn you (actually it was the Russian word is not translated, but the meaning is understood Americans ) do not listen to me, just nod your head. - Sadly, Mr. Ivanov continued. - Do you have everything, even a psychologist, to whom do you go. You have nowhere to seek. You live in a system. But one question gnaws at you, as I was able to achieve such a state, got out of the taiga and live as I please.
- Mr Ivanov, - said Bill. - This is a phenomenon of the Russian soul, you do not understand their behavior, you are not rational. You are worse than barbarians, you do not know what to expect.
- That's why Bill and I live as I please, and you're in prison. Ivanov, was from the couch and headed for the exit.
- Mr Ivanov, the session is not over.
- And I do not need more and. I'm going back to the Chukchi, deer tails twist. (But then you know perfectly well that the tail of a deer five centimeters, try to twist this pimpochku ) - said Ivan. - The American Dream is not for me.
Mr. Ivanov, but then all we have achieved during the sessions, go to the empty.
- Bill, if I stay for another six months in this fucking country, you become the same unfeeling cog in the machinery of freedom under the name of the U.S.. I need freedom! . Anarchy in the end. All together, rather than the illusion that there is a car, a house and a psychologist. All Bill, I 'm going.
Bill watched the departing Mr. Ivanov. Recalling his life, he realized that he had never been free. He is a cog, another soldier of democracy, no one needs. He felt no love for his wife, he had a mistress (by the way, the mistress was the wife of his best friend, nothing is sacred ), because they were all his friends (his wife met his girlfriend, do not say that lesbianism is worse than drinking, but . He went every Sunday to Sunday church ( where all atone for their sins, well at least not spend orgy ). As a program, performing the same action from year to year. He did not have remembered those rare moments of happiness, freedom, release of adrenaline. Life went on as usual, the morning was like, too, the morning when he, an ambitious graduate of the prestigious University of psychological out on the big track of life. Nearly twenty years.
- Mr. Mr Ivanov.
- What are you, Bill? .
- Take. Take me with you. - Begged Bill.
A kick in the teeth if you kind of freedom, Billy?.
- At least die a free man!.
- Oh, my, this American patriotism. The death of freedom. Billy, throw out those words from her vocabulary, pick monatki and went to the Chukchi.
So Bill, first arrived in Anadyr ( Chukchi was living there and brave Russian psychologists of the second act had to go on the chaise from Surgut ). Learned how to collect dog harness, to hunt bear, to meet your true love. And cause large numbers of American chukchenyat that in the last census as a self-determined Jedi.
The act of the fourth. night. Bill and Ivanov, watching the northern lights.
- Billy, are you happy? - I asked Ivanov.
- Wang, I would not say that he is happy, or even worse - free. But if we consider Feng Shui, my chakras are opened and are in harmony with nature.
-You throw away your Feng Shui. Here Russia, there must be easier to live and do not bother.
- You have so many problems in the country, and you are happy. You are amazing people - Russian.
- It's not the people, and in a state of mind. You watched the movie ...
Yes, but I did not understand why a cow stuck in the bombolyuk.
- Come to the tent, I 'll explain. There's already tired of waiting for his wife.
- Yes, Mr. Ivanov. Thank you!.
- For what?.
- You made me a man.
Do you think the story is over? . Our life - long guide toasts, stories,. What did not find in the memory, if a good rummage. And woe to those who have nothing to remember. Who lives like a gray sheet, which once was white and was dotted with events.
Of course, I can not remember how Bill went to his wife, saved from captivity Russian. As Mr Ivanov and his companion made a default in the global 98- year. And you, I think, to blame were the Jews? . And as a companion became governor of Chukotka and then bought the Chelsea soccer team. Many things were. And did you ever wonder is it?.
Ivan Atmorkov.
Discuss.